troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

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Aww, bless.

(Source: blackrocksoldier, via yosgcast)

bukkkake:

bukkkake:

My Lvl 1 Rattata taking down a Lvl 50 Garchomp in just two moves!


LMFAOOOO

astheanchorsinks
this for you

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thorneytowers:

this is a text post about frankenstein. in the book there’s none of this “it’s alive” bullshit frankenstein takes one look at that thing & is like “whoa, that’s kind of nasty, i’m going to bed”

(Source: crimester, via vampiricangel)

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via scarecrows)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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an-angels-laugh:

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

GOD BLESS

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler, via curryuku)

"I smell a big fish."

— a very suspicious Rose Ellen Dix (via tnprogress)

(via princessrosalindiwanttopoophere)

Anonymous asked: I had a dream that you sent me nudes, it was quite surreal.

Finally my naked body is the stuff of dreams! 

flatulenceontoast:

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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

(via pondermoofin)